A NSFW Post

realhousewivesofnightvale:

  • using malfunctioning equipment 
  • not wearing a hard-hat in the proper zones
  • leaving the coffee pot on
  • exposed wires 
  • not knowing the locations of the fire exits
  • blowtorch juggling 
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thejohnsu:

"Take me into the water! I’m going to chase some crabs out for you guys."

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togepied:

wanting to talk to someone really bad
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but they ignore your message
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and you see them talking to other people
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stability:

when you’re talking about something you love and someone immediately starts saying how terrible it is image

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Wanted: Employee for Entry Level Position

dignifiedrice:

The successful candidate will have a minimum of five years experience in a similar role, own their own transport, be related to someone I know and like, be proficient in Excel and kangaroo wrangling, have gold-plated nipples, and be willing to work full hours at minimum wage.

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ssbgifs:

nintendogirls:

Did she just summon a Duel Monsters card?!?

ssbgifs:

nintendogirls:

Did she just summon a Duel Monsters card?!?

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130629182813/yugioh/images/6/67/MirrorForce-YS13-EN-SR-1E.png

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gureatodaze:

So I’m maining the fuck out of Little Mac.

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unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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lesbiangrandmas:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

SOURCES
HERE

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concretefemme:

i realise a lot of people on tumlr don’t follow sports/particularly the nfl and that means a lot of people on tumlr have no reason to know that the San Diego Chargers’ mascot is this horrible being named Boltman that i am increasingly sure is @dril’s physical form

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